It's been a while. Marathon training over the summer was more time consuming (not to mention energy consuming....totally mentioned it!) than i planned and as a result the comedy took a back seat. But as my good friend Willy can confirm, a lot of fun can be had on the back seat!
It's Thursday 17th of November at round 7.30pm and I cant stop singing Seal's "Kiss from a rose". Someone had the vid on their facebook and it's an intoxicating song I have to admit. Always found it ironic that one of the worst ever Batman movies had such a good soundtrack. That song and U2's "Kiss me, thrill me". Way to go Joel Schumacher, blow the budget on the soundtrack and then you have to resort to getting Chris O'Donnell to play Robin!...priorities man. That reminds me, I read somewhere that the soundtrack for Easy Rider (not a porno) cost 8 times the budget of the actual movie! That's ridiculous! People need to take note from Seinfeld and save money by just having a light hearted base guitar riff between scenes...imagine that in Schindler's List for example??
Completed the Liverpool Marathon a few weeks ago and was all set to enjoy Christmas time and work on my unhealthy eating but as it goes I'm doing the Luton Marathon this Sunday. There's so much pressure to run for a Charity these days I had an idea to start my own charity to raise awareness for Male Nipple Chaffing. People don't think it's serious but I saw a dude at the marathon with blood streaming down both his milkers!...talk about Nipple Cripple...his could be in the Paralympics! That reminds me, I signed up for Movember (growing a tash for charity) and so far Ive raised £11. I think that's a pound for each hair...
I see Michael Jackson's Dr was found guilty. When MJ's fam heard the verdict in court they said "we felt like Michael was looking over us"...not the first time that's been said in a courtroom! - I said that joke at a gig last week and someone went "oooooooh" and a schoolfriend from years ago didn't take too kindly to it on facebook either. So let me set the record straight; I think Clinical/Medical Negligence is terrible and obviously sad and sure it's actually the industry I work in so I know how devastating it can be. I also understand that Michael Jackson was never found guilty of child abuse. At the same time I think it's humorous that the trial for clinical negligence that resulted in the death of a multiple time accused paedophile was treated like the brutal murder of a saint....again perspective people.
Example: Child star Macaulay Culkin before and after he hung out with Michael Jackson
I see racism is all the rage again. John Terry and Suarez have brought it back into the public eye. I cant keep up with all these trends. Plus I think hating anyone based on their race, gender, sexuality, religion etc is retarded!...don't get me wrong, I do discriminate., but I think we should be more specific. Like me, I hate people who try to read my free metro newspaper over my shoulder on the tube, it's free, get your own! Most of all I hate obese people...proper obese people I mean. Worst of all, I hate the ones who lose loads of weight, how come they never buy new trousers????? Every time I open a magazine these days I see a former fattie with the caption "I've lost 12 stone in 2 years!" and they're in these massive trousers. Buy some new cacks! You don't see me rocking around in my school uniform from when I was 9! "Ive grown 3 foot in 15 years!"
That's all for now, more to follow....Big shout out to John Gleeson aka the only one who reads this!
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